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We join our heroes after an adorable sleepover in which things definitely didn't get spooky at all. For sure no wizards were having dark, haunting dreams. No sir. It was just a totally chill night for three best buds. What will our heroes have for breakfast? Will there be muffins? Will there be coffee? Is Kaarle embracing a dark side of himself that will eventually lead to his doom? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have arrived in Vidim with the hopes of more than just a family reunion for Kaarle. They're on the hunt for the Obsidian Omega artifact and it is close! Will Karrle be able to find this powerful artifact? What crimes will Syph have to commit to acquire it? How will Bastion screw it all up? Find out now!

After striking a deal with the Princess of Vidim, The Goose Cannons have taken on a side job in an effort to garrison more power for the war effort. Will The Goose Cannons be able to find the mysterious, powerful former owner of the artifact? Will Kaarle continue to go further down his dark, necromantic path? How will The Goose Cannons survive venturing into the Devil's Feast when so many have already fallen? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons arrive at the Devil's Feast to find a church amid a field of bodies. To uncover the mystery behind the artifact acquired in Vidim they must descend into the catacombs beneath and deal with the mad vampire who makes his home there. What horrors will the Goose Cannons find? Will Bastion take his god-damned horse into the tight corridors of the catacombs? Will Kaarle use his newfound necromancy powers to raise a small army to fight for him? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have fought their way into the mad vampire's catacombs but now face even more undead horrors. Will Bastion's armor hold up to this undead assault? Will Kaarle's skill with the undead turn the tides? Will Syph ever take any damage? What is that horrible dragging noise coming from behind them? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have finally found their way into Montagne's lair. With Syph caught red-handed stealing from Montagne's coffers things are already not looking good for our heroes. Will Montagne The Undying finally need to change his name? How long will this vampire monologue before attacking? Does Montagne have a sad backstory that will make you feel bad when fist and claw start to fly? Find out now!

Somehow the legendary vampire Montagne is aboard the Loose Goose and has agreed to help in the fight against the invading Giants. Our heroes now travel back to Jomsborg in an attempt to bring more forces to bear in the upcoming battle for Bjornheim. Will the Berserkers come to Bjornheim's aide? Will the Goose Cannons be able to rely on the bonds they've forged with the trolls to get more volunteers? Will Montagne get bored and just eat everyone on the ship? Find out now!

Upon their return to Bjornheim, the Goose Cannons learn of a new threat on the horizon. Will the Loose Goose make it back to Bjornheim? Can Syph stay out of jail after threatening that boat captain? Are the Goose Cannons getting a bad reputation? Find out now!

The Goose Cannons have chosen to not wait for the Vargrike to strike Bjornheim. Instead, they have laid a trap for them at a strategic bottleneck. We left our heroes outside the Vargrike camp just after Kaarle set their tents on fire. Can Kaarle lead the Vargrike back to the many, many punji pits he has prepared for them? Will Mason actually be useful for once!? Have the Goose Cannons bitten off more than they can chew? Find out now!

With the ambush from Vargrike thwarted The Goose Cannons head back to Bjornheim for the final battle. Will the reinforcements from Jomsborg make it in time? Will Bjornheim be ready for the invasion? What the heck was going on at the Gloaming Crag? Will Kaarle dig dozens more punji pits? Find out now!